zeldathemes
Every street you're walking on, I leave tear stains on the ground
Hey I'm Jess I'm 16 and from Queensland Australia. I am a compulsive procrastinator so you will probably see me on here alot. Feel free to send me shit. I will probably reply if I am not conversing with my cat.
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jack-kardic:

nightbringer24:

captainbritish:

urban-meadows:

problematic-turtle:

note-a-bear:

dynastylnoire:

futureblackpolitician:

murderwhitepeople:


It’s been a long time since I’ve woken up to such good news. 

Opinions, anyone?

I wish I had the kind of power to do something like this…

ha



This website will be the fucking death of me I swear.
People are actually glorifying Robert Mugabe, what are we coming to?
Robert Mugabe is a vile and viscous dictator responsible for the ruin of his own people, using widespread torture and political murder. He is viciously homophobic, calling gays “worse than dogs and pigs”.
Oh but he hates white people, so somehow that makes him a Tumblr hero.
Fuck this website so hard.

Zimbabwe slaughtered so many people and wrecked so much of his infrastructure with executions, combined with refusing to trade with allied nations, his country suffered hyperinflation.
Inflation in the US is a crippling 2.1%, some of the worst inflation rates the States has ever seen, this rate has sent tens if not hundreds of thousands of thousands below the poverty line.Inflation in Zimbabwe was 89,700,000,000,000,000,000,000%.
When the Zimbabwe dollar collapsed in 2009, it was estimated that the exchange rate was 300 Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars to the US Dollar.

Civilians where desperate, shops where bare, food, water and medical supplies where non existent, anyone who spoke out against Mugabe was burned in their own homes or publicly executed.
Mugabe’s crimes against humanity are comparable to Hitler and Stalin. To glorify him is ignorant stupidity. Did I mention that he’s also allied to North Korea?

BUT HE HATES WHITE PEOPLE
SO HE MUST BE PRETTY ALRIGHT
RIGHT, TUMBLR?
fucking hell some of you people are just mentally deficient I swear down.

And the worst bit is that Zimbabwe has some of the most fertile land in South-East Africa. It can grow all kinds of crops there that you can’t normally grow in Africa, wheat and tobacco for some examples. That’s why Rhodesia was one of the richest countries in Africa.
But this idiot (Mugabe) refuses to invest anything in farming and just spends the money on himself and the army.

Robert Mugabe is the reason I still call that country Southern Rhodesia.

jack-kardic:

nightbringer24:

captainbritish:

urban-meadows:

problematic-turtle:

note-a-bear:

dynastylnoire:

futureblackpolitician:

murderwhitepeople:

It’s been a long time since I’ve woken up to such good news. 

Opinions, anyone?

I wish I had the kind of power to do something like this…

ha

This website will be the fucking death of me I swear.

People are actually glorifying Robert Mugabe, what are we coming to?

Robert Mugabe is a vile and viscous dictator responsible for the ruin of his own people, using widespread torture and political murder. He is viciously homophobic, calling gays “worse than dogs and pigs”.

Oh but he hates white people, so somehow that makes him a Tumblr hero.

Fuck this website so hard.

Zimbabwe slaughtered so many people and wrecked so much of his infrastructure with executions, combined with refusing to trade with allied nations, his country suffered hyperinflation.

Inflation in the US is a crippling 2.1%, some of the worst inflation rates the States has ever seen, this rate has sent tens if not hundreds of thousands of thousands below the poverty line.
Inflation in Zimbabwe was 89,700,000,000,000,000,000,000%.

When the Zimbabwe dollar collapsed in 2009, it was estimated that the exchange rate was 300 Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars to the US Dollar.

Civilians where desperate, shops where bare, food, water and medical supplies where non existent, anyone who spoke out against Mugabe was burned in their own homes or publicly executed.

Mugabe’s crimes against humanity are comparable to Hitler and Stalin. To glorify him is ignorant stupidity. Did I mention that he’s also allied to North Korea?

BUT HE HATES WHITE PEOPLE

SO HE MUST BE PRETTY ALRIGHT

RIGHT, TUMBLR?

fucking hell some of you people are just mentally deficient I swear down.

And the worst bit is that Zimbabwe has some of the most fertile land in South-East Africa. It can grow all kinds of crops there that you can’t normally grow in Africa, wheat and tobacco for some examples. That’s why Rhodesia was one of the richest countries in Africa.

But this idiot (Mugabe) refuses to invest anything in farming and just spends the money on himself and the army.

Robert Mugabe is the reason I still call that country Southern Rhodesia.

cantbelieveitsnotspn:

I’m not saying Destiel.. But Destiel.

cantbelieveitsnotspn:

I’m not saying Destiel.. But Destiel.

sasquatchkid:

if horns last longer than 4 hours, consult with a doctor. 

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

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Played: 1,284,919 times.

nnotcharlottee:

themarchrabbit:

randomfandomreblog:

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

(Falls out of chair laughing)

Sister: WTF DID I JUST LISTEN TO OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN IS THAT SATAN WHY DO WE KEEP GOING ON TUMBLR

My dog is scared

msfcatlover:

sleephawhoneedsit:

The 200th episode “Fan Fiction”
I can just imagine,
Becky Rosen gets Metatron’s type writer, but she has a new OTP, because why pair Sam with Dean when she wants Sam to herself? No, her OTP is Destiel, and how better to get them to express emotions then by singing them (the girl just binge watched Glee so she has been inspired)

Gabe sits just behind her shoulder with a bottle of whiskey, giving pointers and inappropriate jokes.

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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feat:

you know tumblr is slowly becoming a big part of your life when you have more mutuals on facebook with people from tumblr than with people from your school

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

jamisbest:

holmestiel-love:

lilflappyhands:

mrs-cucumberbachelor:

oceansilhouette:

Cute little marshmallows 

this makes me so happy


Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

oh ok

taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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